Tag Archives: fiction

I let my finger do the talking.

Over the years, a lot of people have asked me how I go about using my switch, which, in turn, controls my computer, allowing me to “speak” and do other things (text, email, use the internet, watch stuff, listen to … Continue reading

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Seeking professional help

Jen’s mom said it best when she said, ‘They’ve got a whole army of people over there coming and going to do stuff for them.’ She was talking to her friend and neighbor and telling her about the time when … Continue reading

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Locked-In Syndrome: The Early Years

Normally, I like to kid around as much as I can when I’m writing these blog posts, but what I want to talk about today doesn’t have a lot of humorous aspects baked into it. The reason I want to … Continue reading

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Yikes! What’s that smell?! (part 2)

Quick recap from last week:We caught a super-sized raccoonPutrid smell coming from the bathroomWorm-like bugs in the sinkFlies in the bathroom the size of hummingbirds, straight outta Jurassic ParkPest control guy put his foot through the ceilingCalled Roto Rooter-type guy … Continue reading

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Yikes! What’s that smell?!

[Author’s Note: It’s been brought to my attention that this week’s blog post is pretty disgusting, and it needs a disclaimer. Good idea, don’t wanna cause any harm or get sued. So, here goes: People with heart conditions, expectant mothers … Continue reading

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Does this thing still work?

Hello?  Is this mic hot?  I’ll just assume it is. I haven’t written in this thing in a long time. It’s been at least 7 or 8 (or 9?) years. ‘So why now?’, you ask?  Well, what happened was we … Continue reading

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